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Top this worst PO idea!
Previous owner did this!
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Location: Space-time continuum
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Oh boy. That is terrifying!
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White and Nerdy
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Better than lamp chord.
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'88 8v n/a 301k with 41k on current TBelt M454 M533 M650 M425 M418 ![]() New Feb'13 Bridgestone Grid 019.. awesome. Paid just $1,700 running & inspected. Big RUSH Fan! Lic Plate = LIFESON |
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top this worst PO idea!
well at least its better than duct tape and some coat hangers! lol
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I hope they remembered to use super glue. Geeezuz!
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3 944's, 2 Boxsters and one Caman S, and now one 951 turbo. Really miss the Cayman. Some people try to turn back their "odometers." Not me. I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved. |
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MY TOPPER: Heater hose on fuel pump feed line. Heavily sweating fuel.
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ill just say...W.T.F. lol
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Location: NW Ohio
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All of that to save $50 on a used replacement part from someone's parts car ? WOW !
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Face palm.
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1988 944S Guards Red---Hers FRWilks Chip, MSD Blaster 2 1987 944S Blue Diamond Mine Crankscapper, MSD Blaster 2 Coil, Weltmeister Race chip, Sports pack. Hit by a sleeping driver at 2pm, soon to be the Black and Tan 1985 944na Gray---His Eibach Gound Control Struts/Koni Rear, Throttle Response cam. SOLD ![]() |
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Join Date: Nov 2007
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I bought a 944t with garden hose for some hoses.
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i just bought a 944 where the po drilled holes into the gas tank to hold an amp and the plywood he used to redo the trunk...
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: 100km west of Sydney, Australia
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I've lost track of all my PO nightmares. The home-wired after-market immobiliser using bits of scrap wire and lots and lots of solder. The use of superglue when in doubt to get everything back together that 'didn't want to go'. You get the idea.
Today's was little but good, though. After working on the electrical system. I found the car running really rough. Felt like three cylinders. I discovered the negative wire on the electrical connector for the injector on no. 4 cylinder had burnt out, maybe when I reconnected the battery and fired up. Then the positive wire came off when I pulled it lightly. On closer inspection I noticed it was another PO job. Rather than order a $5 part from Bosch, he'd sawed the old connector in two crossways, and soldered the wires onto the back of the metal connectors as they sat level with the plastic. Then glued around them to hold it together. No. 4 cylinder's injector had been working like that for many years, by the look of the old solder and old glue. Just pure fluke it died at home, rather than 100km from anywhere.
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1980 911 SC Metallic Blue Euro spec, 'Greta'; 1986 944 Euro spec Light Bronze Metallic, 'Sabine II' 1986 944 NA Euro spec Guards Red 'Sabine I' - RIP, gone but not forgotten 'Hell is previous owners.' (anon.) Last edited by CatsEyes; 03-10-2012 at 08:54 PM.. |
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Location: CA
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LOL...
"Do you have the aluminum control arms, or steel?" "Yes." I bought a 951 engine that the PO had poured radiator stop-leak into the oil. What a disaster.
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'87 951 | '87 951 | '87 944 | '93 968 | '84 944 | '82 911 '82 300TD | '77 6.9 |
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Location: N.C.
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Mine had a exhaust hanger that was bolted using 2" wood bolts. Screwed into the back seats. If someone was to ever fit on there they would get a nasty surprise.
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I'm not proud of this, but I used a coat hanger to hold up my a/c compressor once. Damn ear broke on the way from West Palm Beach to NYC... in the winter, on a Sunday night.
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+1 I would too. My compressor decided to unmount itself on the freeway once; I had to stop and remount it at 1am in the middle of winter, so I feel for ya.
![]() Sadly my worst PO was just some dude who sprayed everything under the engine bay either black or red. Without priming, masking, or using heat resistant paint. Not only did it look like crap, but there was no way to remove my cam housing without getting paint flakes all up in my oil. Coulda been worse!
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Current: 1986 944 Turbo - Sapphire Past: 1983 944NA - Black (RIP) 1985.5 944NA - Guards Red (in purgatory) 1985.0 944NA - Maraschino Red (traded for a Volvo 244 ![]() |
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I bought one once where the PO had sprayed the entire car with rattle cans of Black over the factory Burgundy - on rubber parts on almost every thing. It took months of dismantling, replacing, sanding, and all new paint to get it back to normal.
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78-924 traded for 80-931 traded for 84-944 traded for 85.5-944 (7th one now). ![]() UAV-M1 (Urban Assault Vehicle - Model 1) Bless the lowered, and pass the nitromethane. Pedal to the metal till you see the gates of hell then brake NLA - No longer available is a four letter word Last edited by Cocacolakidd; 03-11-2012 at 09:15 PM.. |
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