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Pelican Parts Movie: "Head Wars"
A drama AND comedy in 6 parts
Starring (in alphabetical order): AE1969 as "Obi-wan-Canada" A mysterious mechanici from the cold northern lands, who is seeking the coveted 951 from the elusive Dark Lord Grommit. AFJuvat as "Qui-Gon Gin (and tonic) with a Motrin Chaser" A mechanici from the jungle lands of Florida who tries to explain the true nature of the force to our hapless Padewan Britwrench as "Lord Sarcasticus" A Mechanici master hailing from the rain drenched lands of Seattle FRWilk as "DME2" with his sidekick "KLR" Provides insight and guidance to the mechanici concerning obscure cult of "MOTRONIC" hailing from the land of BOSCH. Overkill as "The Padewan Mechanic" Who will, one day, bring balance to the shafts. (or so we hope) SoCalDriver as "Lord Conservitivus" Another mechanic who tries to help our young Padewan. Debates the virtues of health-care systems in different lands with the other Mechanici. Todwic as "Sawsall Breaks" "Master of the inverted crankshaft pulley" and a cast of at least 50. Featuring: P9201 as "The Phantom Menace" Episode 1: The Leaking Camshaft Seal In the opening story, our young and very inexperienced mechanic Overkill attempts to circumvent the nature of the force by replacing his camshaft seal, much hillarity and buffonery ensue. Episode 2: Bring on the Valves (Attack of the machinist) In the first sequal, Our young and still very inexperienced padewan seeks the assistance of a skilled machinist. He is thwarted by the dark side and is subverted to "Bruno's discount machine shop and tavern" Our insipid padewan attempts to manufacture his own leakdown tester, and is attacked by a thermal detonator disguised as a Starter when it explodes. Again, much hillarity ensues. Lord Sarcasticus and Qui-Gon Gin (and tonic) try to explain the mystery of the force to our Padewan with the line "That isn't the Repair-Group you are looking for..." Episode 3: Putting it back together, A New Hope (storyline in progress) Episode 4: Belt Wars (proposed) Episode 5: The Camshaft Strikes Back (Proposed) Episode 6: Return of the Honda (Proposed) Coming soon to a BBS near you AFJuvat
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Could I go ahead and pre-order them on DVD.
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Funny stuff
Lets get Jim Carrey to play overkill.
George Constanca (Seinfelt) to play the machinest. Get Vin Diesel in there too, make sure the ricers watch it, and some bit of azz, perhaps J. Lo as the lady he is trying to impress by doing it all himself...hehhe Sorry bro, couldn't resist... 
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I got more backside than J. Lo - can I do her roll? I could be Overkill's slightly older, gay lover. (Believe me - that would be ACTING!)
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ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLll
Mother Juvat did they make you wash parts at the shop all last week..........the fumes must be getting to you........... If we are on Episode 3..... by now Mother Juvat (aka Qui Gon Gin and Tonic will be struck down and become more powerfull than ever!!!.......................buahahahahahahahahah ) I was thinking maybe ....uhmmm FRWILK ..could be R2D2 or C3PO with his connections to the chips and all.... ...I thought Todwic would make a better Chewbacca....the big friendly hairy walking carpet.... Episode 3 should be a more darker episode... maybe our padewan gets injured rebuilding his S..... and joins the dark side....and hunts down all the other jedi mechanics...and kills them all....... including Lord Sarcasticus (aka britwrench), SoCal (aka lord Conserviticus) I love the star wars series...... I was only 7-8 when I saw star wars at the theaters....and now I have my two girls hooked. They know those shows like the back of their hands...  P.S. You know... I pictured Mother Juvat more like a little green man like Yoda?
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"Time the camshafts you will!"
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OUCH!!!!
I'm laughing too hard to finish typ 944S Boyeee
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Additional Casting..
FRWilk as "DME" with his sidekick "KLR" Provides insight and guidance to the mechanici concerning obscure cult of "MOTRONIC" hailing from the land of BOSCH. (also added to the original post) AFJuvat
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AFJuvat -
Don't forget the sinister Craig as "Leviathan" - the half-human who was once a solid memeber of the "Head Wars" family, until he joined the dark side.....the first sign he was going bad was when he came up with the plan to make a light saber that shoots out of a tailpipe. Some say he is actually Padewan father. ......and also don't forget the mysterious Wolfrpi as "Ventiler - Hater of the 16 Valve". 944S Boyeee
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I am not sure if thats the force I feel or if I am laughing so hard I just crapped my pants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Honey I think its time to do laundry!!! Sombody needs to come up with an apporiate name for the creative journlisum award AF has earned.
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I would so pay to see that...
seriously, just get a video camera, get some 944 people together, and film...
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C'mon guys....why didn't anyone tell me? Quick! What channel is it on?
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I've got to be in it.. pLeeeezzeee....
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AFJ..you FORGOT Frank B....jeez are you in trouble or what???????
May the clutch fork be with you Frank B as the mysterious "Ford Salisman" from the far off planet of "zeropercentfinace" Ford seeks his lost compatriots; Taurusse, Focuszxe and the wild, crazy Mustangbullitthole... Ford, a secret agent is seeking to take the power of the force...the holy grail that is the sixteenvalvetimignchaintensioner.. Be on the look out for their arch enemy :Chevponbuickold from the planet "neverusemetric"
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revised title for episode I : The Phantom Leak
sorry.....just a thoughtas for the title.......ehhhh I think I heard of a porno before called Head Wars 
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Episode III
A new hope, don't think so....
Bump.... soliciting story lines AFJuvat
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I think I deserve AT LEAST a cameo...
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In this weeks exciting episode our young hero, armed only with his knocking stick is attempting to quell the rebellion of the Kendall Tribe. New readers start here.
The Kendalls, piloting their craft , the "ALucooolerhousing" are attempting land on the Planet Asphalt. Our hero is determined to prevent this invasion and send the Kendalls on to orbit another planet, far away from his home. After weeks fighting the deadly Camshafts and almost succeeding in forcing an unconditional surrender the Kendall's suprise attack has sapped his strength. The battle with the ship Alucoolerhousing is long and wearing, suddenly, a crack appears in the ship hull and a thin line of Kendall attack troops stream towards the unconquered ground of Planet Asphalt................................ Can our hero overcome this attack? stay on this channel for the contiuing saga.........
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CJ you could be YelloKoni-Kenobi the excitable jedi who owns a white speeder with bad CV joints, but an awesome suspension...
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