[RKDinOKC]

Had one secretary at work that was always sucking on some kind of hard candy and clacking it on her false teeth. "Hello...slurp slurp clack" She couldn't say one entire sentence without pausing the slurp and/or clack that candy.

She was crazy with other stuff too. She would arrive 30 minutes to an hour before her shift and just sit in her car until 10 to 15 mintues after the shift started and walk into work late. Every day! She also carried a big cloth bag with books and papers in it. She kept it with her all the time and never put anything in or took anything out of it. Her job was all doing things on the computer and no paper involved. It got to be a challenge to catch her even looking at the contents. Nobody ever did.

She stopped coming to work. The rumor was she had a mental breakdown.