I'm here right now. Been here for almost three weeks. I have a vinguard full of distillery only bottles. Talisker, Oban, Laphroaig, Lagavulen, Ardbeg, Bunnahabain.
You are right - these all really suck. I'll probably use them for cleaning parts and getting stains off the driveway.
Oh, and now it's over to Ireland for a couple of weeks. I'll add some Red Breast, Jamieson's, and Green Spot. Probably use all of that to start the barbeque.