This blonde sales "person" doing quite well for herself and travelling from Minneapolis to Madison for yet another sales call, and just admiring the countryside as it passes by in her nice new red Boxster.
While travelling the byways, she reflects on herself and how everybody has these stupid blonde jokes, after just hearing another one at the gas station she just left. "Not all blondes are stupid, look at me: I'm successful, educated, and everything to look forward to in life".
No sooner did that thought pass her mind she came upon a blonde sitting in a rowbot in the middle of a field, rowing!
She immediately pulls the Boxster to the side of the road by the fence, exits her car to give this woman a severe tongue thrashing she so deserves.
"You stupid *****! You are the reason for all the blonde jokes we must endure! and if I could swim I would come out there and beat some sense into you"
Rick