Wait a minute. I'm confused.
Why would she want to swim out to the other blonde, when she's in a cornfield? Couldn't she just walk over?
Speaking of dumb blonde moments, I once went out on a date with whom I thought was a real hottie. We're having a drink at the bar and she stated that she'll "never eat meat". "Why do you say that?" I quipped.
"Because, Johnny, I am a veterinarian".