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Originally Posted by jamesnmlaw
More than double the national murder rate; more than double the national rape rate; 3.5 times the national robbery rate; almost 3 times the national assault rate; more than double the national burglary rate; almost 3 times the national theft rate; 6 times the national motor vehicle theft rate.
Come see the Dead Hooker Truck Stop at Menaul & University! A place so onerous that grizzled truck drivers won't go there.
Take the kids to the desert and see where the West Mesa Killer dumps his victims! Look for souvenirs and try to find a new grave!
Visit one of our fine public schools; consistently ranking 50th or 51st crappiest in the nation! Almost 40% of the girls who start high school have a baby before graduating. That's okay as almost 60% of entering students don't graduate!
Walk downtown to engage and interact with our many homeless, vagrant drug addicts and alkies! Try not to get spit on if you don't give them money! Fun for the whole family! Don't step in the tubercular loogie!
Count the number of police you see on the street! Less than 40 patrolling city and county coppers on the street at any given time!
Yes, there is fun. The state joke is, "At least the weather is nice." A quarter of an inch of rain since September.
We have plague!
Skip Albuquerque. The whole place looks like it needs a wipe, a flush, and a shower.
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whoa..sounds lovely!!
my brother went fishing there and the local cops let him store his boat at the police station..i had no idea it was so bad.