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Ok, you're gonna need a little "Continuing Education" prior to your visit to New Orleans, so let's start with who you WILL be confronted with: The Street Hustlers.
Q. I bet you five dollars I can tell you where you got your shoes!
A. On my feet, on (insert name of street you are standing on) in New Orleans! (Good Luck claiming your five dollars)
Q. I bet you five dollars I can tell you how many kids your Daddy had!
A. NONE. My Momma had us all!(Again, good luck claiming your five dollars!)
Put your billfold in your FRONT pocket. And if you are approached by a "lady" make sure your hands are in your pockets holding on to your billfold.
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