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We must take a que from that great Cold Warrior General Ripper and no longer sit back and allow the R Gruppe conspiracy to pervert the essence of our precious Early 911'S. The R Gruppe has conceived the most monsterous, dangerous plot ever imagined by man. The R Gruppes plot is known as "Plan R," it is designed sap and impurify the will of Porsche owners through a campaign of infiltration, indoctrination and subjugation. They even make their Porsches look like the real thing, can you just imagine what that means. When your driving down the street and see an RS, doubt is cast in your mind if it's real or not? Thats the way your hard core R Gruppy works.