[sammyg2]

I was waiting on the tee box one Sunday when my golf partner stopped suddenly and held his hat over his heart as a funeral procession went by.

After the procession had passed, I commented how nice of a gesture it was.
He replied.... "it was the least I could do, we were married for 28 years".



One weekend morning i reached over at around 5 am and shook my wife and asked, "golf or sex?"
She said don't forget your darn clubs.


Thank you I'm here all week, don't forget to tip your waitress.