[speeder]

First off, gyms suck. All of them. You don’t need to join a gym to get in shape. Secondly, you’re not the least bit paranoid, you actually know how data mining works. Most people just blindly hand over their email address everywhere they go to be a CVS “member” or whatever the fk.

I tell places that I don’t have email. That usually works. If I ever have to fill out a form or provide an email address to use WiFi somewhere, I’m “assman@groper.com” or Dick Hertz or whatever pops into my head.