[Esel Mann]

True story, a friend of mine back when we were in skool in Boston had a vanilla jane 80's Chevy econo****box that would randomly go missing for days at a time. Only to be found in the neighborhood parked somewhere. No damage, and... the doors locked! The popo finally allocated resources, caught the perps. They were using it for drug transactions.

As to your riddle, when you have some time, grab pizza, beer, and pull a chair up to your computer. Take a ride on the internet!

No single piece of information out there on a *topic* is enough to wholly solve the riddle you ask. But with patience and perusal you should be able to piece things together from multiple sources to get you ever so close but not quite. Then if you took industrial arts in middle skool and not home economics, still have all your fingers and toes, you should be able to have an *idea* as to the final part of your riddle.

Who knows, you may even consider a career change with the new learned skillz!