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cats. it is amazing how i love my cat and also think about the day she passes and i enact a "NO MORE CATS" moratorium at my house.

there is no way. never again guys. cats on the kitchen counter. i am constantly sanitizing the countertops before i cook. my skin cant take the beating anymore.

i google the lifespan of an American Standard everytime she coughs up a fur ball. i had to get rid of all of our rugs. just roll them up and toss them. she went full vomit ninja on them. my cat has a weird stomach condition that causes her to vomit ALL THE TIME. the vet sketched out a cat stomach to explain why some cats do this. she eats, she goes on a rug 30 minutes later after the food becomes GOO, and sprays it all over a rug.

no more. we have to shut all the bedroom door when we leave because now that we dont have rugs, she things of the beds as simply a "elevated rug". we buy the BEST mattress pads ever. old people with incontinence would bounce off of these pads. nothing funner than rinsing vomit off a bedsheet in the winter with a garden hose prior to tossing the thing in a washing machine.