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Yea, and a new back porch greenhouse with a new concrete extension. I might go missing about then.
I kid her all the time about watching Investigation Discovery a lot. They profile actual murder cases and show how the cops caught the murderer. She knows all the tricks now.
If I ever go missing and they can't find any DNA of me tell the cops to check the concrete floor right behind where I park the El Camino. When I mow the yard I usually open the tailgate and sit down and have a frosty wheat pop with the ceiling fan and floor fan blowing on me. I take off the sweat band from my forehead and squeeze out a puddle of sweat. It has to have soaked into the floor now after 20+ years.
I guess they can find my DNA all over the two cars since there are few areas I have not worked on either car.
Of course, I feel fairly safe. She needs me for digging holes in the yard and lawn care.
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Glen
49 Year member of the Porsche Club of America
1985 911 Carrera; 2017 Macan
1986 El Camino with Fuel Injected 350 Crate Engine
My Motto: I will never be too old to have a happy childhood!
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