[vash]

funny story.
i was in LA. Pasadena to be exact.

i was driving along and i saw the sign. Hanianese chicken! SCREECH! illegal u-turn..boom found parking. the wait was long, wife was super annoyed. we ended up eating sitting at a sidewalk table. chicken was okay. what did blow my mind was the chinese girl sitting next to me. there was no possible way her skirt could be any shorter. my wife was kicking me under the table. laughing at me. i politely kept my eyes on the chicken. (on my plate) that girls skirt was just riding the ragged edge..begging for some extra gravity to hold down the hem to keep the girl covered. she was with this super handsome rich dude..porsche GT3 just with the best parking spot.

LA is like bizarro land to me sometimes. that chicken..seriously. i need to move on.