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Just a 3 day vacationlet to Michigan, but damn does this bring back memories of work. I forgot rule one and did not leave the bathroom light on and the door open about an inch. I woke up to pee in the middle of the night and had no idea where I was or where it was safe to let fly. I did finally stumble around and find the bathroom to relieve myself.
I heard dogs barking and had a nightmare later that we had brought our dogs with us and they were in an adjacent room. I heard a dog (Maddison?) barking and got up, went into the hall wearing only a tee shirt to check on them. I was bare ass nekkid in the hall when it finally dawned on me that we didn’t bring our dogs and we didn’t have a room for them. All the racket was coming from the dog in the room across the hall.
I’ve spent a lot of nights in a lot of hotels, and I’ve got a lot of stories. They just keep on coming.