[jhynesrockmtn]

I have a friend who's a senior SW air captain. He was on a trip and had to hotel it for a night in the Seattle area at a nice hotel. He's always had a fear he'd lock himself out of his room nekkid. Well he actually did it a few months ago. Got up in the middle of the night, went outside of his room with nothing on either sleep walking or so tired he didn't remember where he was. Was calling for his wife when he woke up in the hall locked out. As he woke up he realized she was not there and what he had done. The process of getting to a phone and getting help was painful to listen to but hilarious.