[ckissick]

I have a new next-door neighbor. He's about in his late 30s. When he saw my various cars in the driveway and at the curb, he said he was a guy buff too. He told me all about his suped up '92 Camry, which was in the shop getting another performance upgrade.

A couple days ago I had to move my just re-built 912 engine from the back of the Tristar to the garage, so I asked him to help me carry it. It was just the block with no tin, no carbs, etc. It just had the distributor on it. While checking out the engine he points at something and says, "Is that the carb?" I wondered what he was pointing at since the carbs were on the bench. I finally realized he was pointing at the distributor! I politely said no and showed him one of the carbs.

What has the world come to?