I was walking back to my room once fairly late in the evening and saw a old dude that made me look like a male model for a gym in comparison to him. He was completely naked and just strolling down the hall like he was fully dressed. He stopped to ask if I could call the front desk and tell them he got locked out of his room. I always add the hotel name and phone number to my phone when I travel. So I called them and of course some chick answered and said she would be right up. I told him I was not going to stand around in a hall with a naked man and I went to my room.
I did not get the luck to come across some hot chick, just an old dude that required me to find eye bleach in my room.
I never wake up disoriented. And I have never even come close to getting locked out of my room dressed, much less naked.