[famoroso]

Even if you find an LED bulb retrofit that fits, you'll just go from crappy / diffuse yellow beam pattern (really a "ball" of light thrown out and up-ish as opposed to any well defined pattern) to a brighter white crappy / diffuse beam pattern.

They are so utterly craptastic. I really feel your pain as I have two cars saddled, I mean equipped, with them. The cab doesn't get driven at night, but my coupe does see early morning and late evening work.