Maybe it's Anne with an "e." I think she's stalking me, or possibly trying to sell me something I don't want. For my ego's sake, let's say she's stalking me.
I get a reliable 3 calls a day from her from multiple phone numbers. It's been going on for a month or so. Today she has a rival, Jennifer. Same script, as far as the first sentence goes.
Ann (e) is not two-timing me is she? Is she calling anyone else on the board? If she is, I'm dumping her for Jennifer.
I wonder what she looks like...