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I was staff at a large manufacturing facility and would get late night calls quite often

Phone rings at about 2 am. A drunk chick.

""Hello, what?"

"I am going to xxxx your brains out. I am going to suck and lick every inch of your body.!" And on and on and on she goes. In detail.

I finally break into her fantasy and tell her she has a wrong number . She mumbles something and hangs up.

Next night.

Phone rings. Same girl. Says she figured out my number and wanted to know if I wanted to get out and party with her.

I declined
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