[widebody911]

I did Pergo in my kitchen about 8 years ago, and then 3 years ago I did the living room, dining room, and hallway. The old Pergo is holding up OK, but the newer stuff is already falling apart. The edges are starting to curl up just ever so slightly, and it's even worse on the ends where the pieces meet. I will have to rip it all out, and you bet your sweet bippy I won't be re-installing this Pergo crap again.

When I bought the new Pergo - same color code - I noticed the box and the material within looked slightly different. The guy at Lowes told me "Oh, it's the same, they just changed the box design for marketing" blah blah blah. Of course anything a Home Depot/Lowes employee tells you is worth less than the electrons I wasted typing this.

So, if you're flipping a house or fluffing a tired section-8 rental, by all means use it, but if it's a dwelling that you care about, don't go anywhere near Pergo.

Have I got across the theme yet that Pergo sucks donkey balls?