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Let's design a public education system!
First, we'll have absolutely no accountability for results. School districts that perpetually fail do not need to be restructured. They need more money.
Second, let's give all our teachers job security. Tenure is a great idea. If a teacher continually fails to perform, well... maybe the district needs more money.
If bright kids continue to underperform it must be due to some dysfunctional family dynamic. So let's persue positive social engineering in our schools! (We can't teach them to read and write, so let's make them good little citizens!)
Above all, celebrate diversity! Remember, our definition of diversity: People who LOOK different, but think the SAME.
You know what? With enough money this just might work!
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My work here is nearly finished.
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