Groomkong?
I had several relationships with very attractive women in my life, but I never married any of them and since I've never once received a father's day card with free tickets to the Maury Povich Show, I'm certain I'm childless.
The plan in life was to skip the first wife that would provide a family, then get fat and ugly and take me for half of what I was worth. Check.
The plan was to just go straight for the Trophy Wife in my 40's. That didn't happen, so now in my mid 50's I have realized the window for the Trophy Wife is closing.
I've now realized the plan had one last piece of the puzzle I never considered:
Never married
No Children...
I do believe I have stepped into the realm of being the "Trophy Husband".
