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A group of friends are meeting up for their monthly round of golf when Jim shows up.
Paul says "Hey Jim".

Jim says "Don't call me Jim anymore, now you have to call me Lucky!
You know that plane crash the other day where 200 people died? Well I missed that flight or I would have been 201".

Next month at the golf game everyone shouts "Hey Lucky!" when Jim arrives.
"Guys, you have to call me Lucky Lucky now!
You know that bus crash where 39 people died?
Well if I hadn't gotten off that bus one stop earlier, I would have been number 40".

The following month they once again meet up for golf when everyone sees Jim they shout "Hey Lucky Lucky".

"Sorry guys, now you have to call me Lucky Lucky Lucky!
I was having sex with this woman and her husband came home and shot me in the butt!"
"How is that lucky?" "Because 30 seconds sooner and he would have shot me in the back of the head".