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The local loan sharks occasionally call me looking for a friend of mine that is either late on a payment or (as he claims) "I've paid those MF's off and they are trying to loan me money at a better rate!" yada yada.....so when my phone rings and they are looking for my friend....."have you seen Donnie lately?" I tell them "yes, saw him just yesterday, why, does he owe you money?" and of course they say "yes" to which I tell them "yeah, well he owes ME money as well, and I'll probably see him again before you do, so I'll make sure to get MY money from him first!"....man, it pisses me off that he gave them my number in the first place.
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