[Craig T]

Originally Posted by herr_oberst

There was a tavern about forty miles or so west of Boise where I grew up who advertised on bumper stickers:

"Toll Gate Tavern. Three beers and a piss away"

My grandfather used to say that. He'd take me fishing and I'd ask how far away it was. He'd say..."Just a three beer trip". He meant it too. Sometimes we'd go someplace far and my feet would be 6" deep in empty beer cans.