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One of my dad's favorites when one of us kids was making and excuse for not getting something done: "and if the dog hadn't stopped to schit he woulda caught the rabbit".
"As nervous as a whore in church."
"Hung like a bull mosquito."
"Slower than molasses in January."
"Blithering genius."
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Jeff
'72 911T 3.0 MFI
'93 Ducati 900 Super Sport
"God invented whiskey so the Irish wouldn't rule the world"
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