Was a bartender for too many years. We had a waiter there who was 5' 3" but lived in the gym. Banter exerpts:
Chunky6'2Waiter - (eating a returned entree)
5'3Waiter - "you're a fat f&$king pig!"
Chunky6'2Waiter - "Shut up. I can always diet, but you'll always be 5'3."
5'3Waiter - "Well pound for pound, I could kick your ass"
