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It’s another one of those “up all night” nights. Can’t sleep, nothing to do but think.
Our dogs all have names, but we almost never use them.
Our Golden Retriever “Gracie Mae” is called “Grapsie”
My poodle “Madison” is “Mads”
“Owen Walter” our Schnauzer is called “Fart Head”

MrsWD is big on middle names. She even gives the dogs middle names. The only reason I can see for a middle name is to let you know when you are in trouble. I guess that’s why moms like them so much.
When Madison hears “Madison Marie she heads for the closet.
When I heard my mom say “Patrick William I knew I was going to be picking out my punishment switch.
I can’t see any other need for middle names.
Back to bed for another try (at sleep).