[sammyg2]

Originally Posted by wdfifteen

I have to remember that one.

The O'fficial version goes something like this (hope it isn't over the line):

An old couple was preparing for bed while on their honeymoon. When the man took his socks off, his bride said:
"Oh goodness, what happened to your feet?" "I had Tolio," he replied.
"You mean Polio?" she asked. "No, Tolio," he said.

Next he removed his pants and she said:
"Wow! What happened to your legs?" she asked. "I had Knee-sels," he answered.
"Measels?" asked the wife. "No," he replied, "Knee-sels,"

Finally, he removed his underwear.
"Oh, let me guess," she said, "Smallcox?"