Originally Posted by Crowbob

A guy at work dropped dead shaving the morning of his last day of work.

Another guy filled out the paperwork for retirement on a Friday. Died in the lazy-boy reading the following Sunday’s paper.

For five solid years after retiring, every morning I’d wake up ecstatic for not having to go to work.

I’d planned for retirement 10 years before I retired and stuck to the plan except that it took 11.5 years.

Never, ever once looked back. It’s been 8 years already and I can’t believe it. Now Grandkids are popping up like weeds right on cue to teach grampa what life is all about.