[Peterfrans]

Originally Posted by Captain Ahab Jr

I've visited 12 of those countries and the place I'd pick to hide out in would be Montenegro, safe, good standard of living, scenic coast with a clear blue sea, mountains with snow in the winter, people are friendly, food was good but you couldn't speak Merican as a lot of people only understand English

But then there is still the problem that you can only stay for 90 days on a tourist visa. A longer stay requires a temporary residence permit where one of the requirements is a recent "no criminal record" certificate which poses a problem in JB's case