[sammyg2]

Two buddies were talking and one was telling the other about his recent sky-diving adventure:

He explained that when it was time to jump, he froze. He couldn't and wouldn't move.
The big mean tough ex-military jump instructor was yelling at him to jump! Jump! Go!

But he just froze.
Then the jump instructor said that if he didn't jump, he was going to bend him over and have sex with him! But not in those words.

There was a pause and the other guy asked, well did you jump?

his buddy said "yeah, a little at first ...."