[Frank B]

Hi scott.
How's the Karate coming?.... any 14 year old girls school you yet?.. hehhee.. My first visit to my old dojo was memorable, I was slapped silly by a 14 year old girl. That humbled me.
Push ups are tough, pull ups are worse.. do (try) 10 of those and let me know if you can brush your hair an hour later.. hehee..that is if you have hair...
Speaking of Bald heads.. I was at a soccer game with my wife and kids and a guy I grew up with ( we're horrible when we're together) well, we rgressed to about 11 years old and some guy walked by and stood in front of me while I was cheering on the girls and slamming coronas. So I politely asked him to shimmey a little to the left. Well,.... he just turned around and looked at me, didn't say anything and just stood there like a lawn ornament. I asked him again, except I called him "hotpants" this time. He moved, While I was still feeling frisky from being snubbed by this J.O. I walked up to him and said, "thanks guy.. want a beer?" He just looked at me and said he didn't "partake in alcohol in fornt of his kids.. O.k. he called me an irresponsible adult. NOW I was pissed. So, I took his toupe off of his head and threw onto the field. That was funny, my friend Rick ran onto the field and started hissing at it like a cat.....
The guy didn't know what to do. His wife grabbed it off of the field, yelled at him, then walked toward me and apologized for her husbands ignorant remark and she asked for a beer. We hung with his wife all day while he sulked across the field and held his hair on with one hand.

He did apologize later in the day for being a Spanker, and I forgave him and then I hisssed at his toupe`.
I love being a dad, it's way too much fun....

Frank B