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Originally Posted by varmint
The wife and kid are out of state. Grandma Clarabelle is 93. And the family is gathering around for what they all assume is her last thanksgiving.
Meanwhile I couldn’t get out of work. And have my first free time in about five years.
Suggestions?
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Walk into a pool hall, open a cheap case, remove a Wal-Mart cue, announce to all that you are the Vermont State 9 ball champion. Then go to a table, start knocking balls around, never making more than 2-3 in a row.
Guaranteed, you'll get attention!
Or..the old standby here...hookers and blow?