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Those who live by the sword cut their sacks by the sword. (I think that's in the Bible).
Anyhow, speaking of such things:
Zeke and Joe Bob (generic names, nobody we know) were sitting on the porch drinking while Joe Bob's dog snoozed at their feet. The dog woke up and started licking his balls. Zeke watched him a while and said, "Boy, I wish I could do that."
Joe Bob says, " OK by me, but if I was you I'd pet him a bit first."
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