[sammyg2]

In 1995 I got promoted to an office, and there on the desk was a computer.
I had never been that close to one before.
The secretary showed me how to log on, showed me a few basics for word and excel and said have fun.
About an hour later i called my wife and told her my computer was acting really weird and I thought that maybe I broke it.
She said what's it doing?
I said there are a bunch of different colored lines going around on the screen.
She said that's a screen saver. Move you mouse.
I said cool, thanks.

Looking back, that would have made for one heck of an IT help ticket.