[RKDinOKC]

When having dinner with my brother and his kids and grankids when the grandkids were young...The kids were telling why did the chicken cross the road jokes. I asked why the mouse crossed the road. Then said, because it was stapled to the chicken. All the kids thought it was hilarious. One of my nieces said that was so inappropriate. Said okay, do-overs. Againn, why did the mouse cross the road. All the kids said because it was stabled to the chicken. I said no no no, that's just crewel going around stapling mice to chickens. It was taped to the chicken with low tack painter's tape so it could be removed without harming the mouse or the chicken! Everyone except the one niece laughed at that one.