"I was going to add, why is she always late? Come on guys, I didn't see that one. My wife will be late for her own funeral. "
At my Father In Law's funeral, it was no surprise his eldest daughter was late. We waited (as did everyone in the church) for almost fifteen minutes before she plodded in to join the family. Before she arrived, I growled, "Helen will be late for her own funeral!" One of the funeral director staff responded, "Give her to us. She'll be on time." I was tempted to take him up on that right then and there.
Of the three daughters, I got the one who knows what a clock is for.
Best
Les