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Originally Posted by SiberianDVM
Today was my birthday. She bought me a pack of rechargeable AA batteries and a book by an author I have never heard of. 
Thinking about it, she has never gotten me a Christmas or birthday present that I thought was special in the 11 years we have been together. But she expects diamonds.
Hmmm. Time to rethink this relationship. |
That would have been my first wife! Neither the present wife nor I wear any kind of rings or bracelets.