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How many farticles in a shart?
Is it a shart when farticles are dense enough to leave a skid mark?
If so, does the density matter if the undergarment is cotton, silk, or nylon?

You can get underwear with charcoal filter patch to catch farticles i.e. the odorous emanations of flatulence.

You know how you can make a whistle with a blade of grass between your palms?
Could you make a string bikini that the string works like a blade of grass and whistles!

I think I need sleep.