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Originally Posted by SRISER
How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in the south?
If it wasn't it would have been called a teethbrush.
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Many years ago there was a humorist by the name of Brother Dave Gardner. One of his stories went like this:
"The guys up north all laugh at us here in the south because we are at home in bed by 10:00 at night. That's ok, beloved, they are still out looking for it at 2:00 in the morning!"