As for the man card, I grew a goatee once, biggest thing I ever shot was a feral hog, lots of little scars on my face, never saw a kitten stranded in a tree, never smoked, had to detour around a very angry rattle snake who was in the middle of the section of the Appalachian Trail that I was hiking, built a cabin but not out of logs, never encountered a purse snatcher, have tried Glenlivet but prefer Glenfiddish, rebuilt a few engines long ago, never been near a lumberjack contest, done loads of welding and I carry one of these. I guess I fail.
