Things a man needs to know how to do:
Change a tire/ oil/ wiper blades/ air filter on any car.
Back up a boat trailer with a boat on it, preferably without wiping out any property.
Carve a Christmas turkey and do it well.
Give the "birds and bees talk".
Lead a prayer.
Give a speech or pep talk when asked, and only when asked.
Load and fire a shotgun.
Pick out a diamond ring for his woman and propose to her.
Give calming words to a scared child or animal.
Offer wisdom to the undeserving lost souls who need it.
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