Want to have fun? Screw with Amazon logistics.
Everyone in Florida start browsing snow shovels and ice scrapers on Amazon. They will start to move product to closer warehouses........
@madcorgi: I don't know your application, but for not much more you can get a small mill:
https://www.grizzly.com/products/Grizzly-Mini-Milling-Machine/G8689
Grizzly also has vices and cross slides for a lot less. There is a store in Bellingham, north of Seattle.