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Originally Posted by herr_oberst
Hope you didn't get hurt!
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Oh oh oh, you have no idea:
"Your honor, my client was a fully function male until he took this defendant's challenge to attempt this reckless and bizarre dressing challenge. As a result of the serious and well documented emotional trauma of falling to his ass, feet in the air, thereby displaying a full blown and unforced peckerhole violation for all the world to see, my client may never be able to engage in gainful employment again. Even now he hears behind his back whispers of "
right in the peckerhole!"
My client's life has clearly bee ruined forever. He may have to eschew boxer shorts altogether. Woh gonna pay for This?
Where's his unemployment?