[Crowbob]

So a few Valentine’s days back I’m sitting in the office cube literally minding my own business when all of a sudden I hear the sweetest female harmony emanating from somewhere down at the other end of the cubefarm and getting closer.

Well the four ladies in flamboyant red evening attire including outlandish hats straight out of the Kenutcky Derby were headed straight...for...me!

Yep, I got surrounded by ‘em. No escape route available. Three love songs delivered by order of my then main squeeze.

The very same squeeze from whom I extricated myself by hiring my friend to help me move all my stuff out of the house I was leasing into a storage unit for a month.

After the month was up and the coast was clear, I moved back in as a bachelor once again as was meant to be.