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This thread reminded me of a day almost forty years ago when I was delivering for the Dairy. I was adding up an invoice at a restaurant and was about a third of the way through the column of figures when the cook interrupted me with a question. After answering, I couldn't remember where I was and started adding up again. Then came a second question. I marked my place and answered. When I returned to the invoice, I couldn't be sure whether I had already added in the figure I had marked, so started again from the beginning. At this point the cook asked whether I was ever going to get the invoice added up. My mouth ran away with me
"I would if somebody would shut the fuch up!"
She turned and walked back into the kitchen.

Best
Les